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- Hey. How was your summer?... Mine was productive. I did Three internships and ninety hours of community service. I know: wow
- My-
- /Even though I was so busy, I still made some great friends. Or, well, acquaintances, more like.
- 5 minutes later...
- Yeah, That's wow./That's really impressive.
- Oh my god. What happened to your arm?
- Do you want to maybe, I don't know what you're, um, do you want to sign my cast?
- Oh really? My grandma broke her hip getting into the bathtub in July. That was the beginning of the end, the doctors said. Because then she died.
- Happy first day.
- Oh. Well. I broke it. I was climbing a tree-
- Wait. What? I didn't, I wasn't, doing that.
- Is it weird to be the first person in history to break their arm from jerking off too much, or do you consider that an honor?
- Paint me the picture: you're in your bedroom, you've got Zoe Murphy's Instagram up on your weird, off-brand cell phone-
- That's not what happened. Obviously. I was, um , well, I was climbing a tree and I fell.
- Well, I was, I don't know if you know this, but I worked this summer as an apprentice park ranger at Ellison state park. I'm sort of tree expert now. Not to brag, but-... Anyway. I tried to climb this forty-foot-tall oak tree.
- You fell out of a tree? what are you, like, an acorn?
- You're such a freak.
- Hey, Connor. I'm loving the new hair length. Very school shooter chic... I was kidding. It was a joke.
- Yeah, no, it was funny. IMlaughing. Cant you tell? AM I not laughing hard enough for you?
- What the fuck are you laughing at?
- Stop fucking laughing at me.
- You think I'm a freak?
- You're the fucking freak.
- I'm not the freak.
- No. I don't-
- But I wasn't-
- I'm not
- What?
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