life as a mirror is alright, most of the time i just reflect on my life, just hanging here, as i cant do much, all i do is look out the window and watch the brids fly passed. the only thing that keeps me entertained is the daily human necessity’s and human bodily functions
Oh, here we have the first awakening of what is so to be called a human, I can see that as he approaches his throne he takes a different approach than what the other humans take in this house. When entering the thunder box he takes a strong stance to prepare to release his morning stream.
Some mornings I'm so popular all of the humans in the house fight over me.Sister “ it’s my turn!’brother “ no it’s my turn!”Sister “ i only have to go to the toilet, i’ll be quick”Brother “ no you won’t you take forever!!!”Like I know I'm very good looking and glamorous with my gilded frame and my sparkling shiny face but there is no need to fight over me.
Here comes the young hormonal male in the family, which very much resembles the older male of this particular family.. Hah look at him, showing of his muscles thinking he is better than anyone else, wait he stopped, he’s looking at himself in the mirror, he is fiddling with his face. Moving closer to me, no trust me mate it’s not ready, it’s not ready, wait , no!!! No please no, really it’s not that bad, please no, I beg you… aghhh nooo it’s all over me!!!!! I’VE BEEN HIT, I’VE BEEN HIT!!!!!!
Please, please wipe off your excrement. I don't want to live with this on my shiny clear exterior, wait no please come back. I don’t get paid enough for this stuff
Oh finally, I haven't seen the older girl yet and here she is… in all of her glory, looking gorged there darling, absolutely stunning 10/10. Ohh i’m getting a bit of a show, she’s talking to herself, but now she is crying, what the hell, that was a big mood swing, oop she is coming closer to me, oh hun i wouldn’t do that, your brother scared me with his blinding of half my FACE!!! Oop she is still coming closer, oh no she is KISSING ME!!!!!!! What the hell!!! Oh my gosh. She must like someone