Cartman vs. Johnny Boi
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- Oh! What a wonderful view of this 21st century metropolis! I should think I should remain here a while and experience the view, I can hardly believe my eyes!
- And as it turns out, you probably shouldn't!
- I prefer the term "thinking" but suit yourself. Regardless, if I weren't being "daft" as you call it, I should think I never existed in the first place.
- 'Tis I, Descartes! Are you sure those exhalations are your own? Or were they put there by some evil genius?
- You must be daft, Cartman! These were my ideas and my words. Who else could've put them in my head?
- 'The heck are you?!I was enjoying my optimistic exhalations!
- *Pssht* Listen to yourself! No wonder you Britishers have no idea how to season food!
- On the contrary, I am being true to my beliefs!
- How dare you! Insolent snail-snorter!
- Johnny m'boy, are you not being a little naive?
- Very well, how do you know I'm real? Is it because you can see me? Hear me? Perhaps smell me? Why do you cling to your senses?
- Why don't you stop berating me and make a point!
- But you're here berating me right now. How can you possibly not exist?
- You're absolutely daft! And more than a little paranoid!
- *Sigh* You're missing the point entirely. But you're finally asking the right questions.
- My point is, there will always be some unknowable unknown knowledge out there. It should be your goal to ALWAYS look out for it.
- But John, how can any of us be sure we aren't being deceived at this very moment?
- Of course not! Sometimes...
- So I never get to calm down and enjoy my life ever again at the threat of ceasing to exist?
- Prisoner #313, rise to attend to your daily duties of cleaning the manure pile!
- Suddenly, John Locke wakes up
- 'Zounds! The Cartman was correct! I shall never risk being happy ever again!
- As the Evil Genius *laughs in French philosopher*
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