blooddd
Storyboard Text
- BAD BLOODorWhy Bloodletting is Largely Out of Practice as a Medical Treatment
- By Peter Boling
- That's terrible! Luckily, I have a medical license that has not been revoked. Come in this door, please.
- Doctor! I am experiencing some symptoms of disease and require treatment!
- This office doesn't look like that of my previous gastroenterologist. What is this?
- Covid has made me cut costs. Please, lie down on the table so I can treat your illness.
- A common misconception. You actually have blooditis, where you have to remove all the excess blood that is inflamed. Hold still, I need to make a small incision with my comically large scalpel.
- Don't I need to tell you what my problem is first? I have a tummyache and I think it might be tummyitis.
- That is the pointwait why are you flatlining
- I seem to be bleeding a great deal
- After I removed all of the bad icky blood, there was no blood left in his body. He was already dead when he entered my office. It's so terrible that people die from minor illnesses like that all the time. It's almost like the treatment that saves them can also make them die more. Oh, well. To avenge my dead patient, I will carry on my business and continue to help people with bloodletting.
- dead guyhe died as he lived. bleeding profusely.
Vytvořeno více než 30 milionů Storyboardů