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- What kind of guy are you not into?
- Business major. Being an entrepreneur just means you are unemployed.“Yo yo yo” Even one yo is distasteful, but three is just ridiculous and unwarranted.Cuffed cap r i pa nts.They are already cropped; this is completely unnecessary.Doesn’t read. Owning Adam Smith’s The Wealth of Nations for fun. (Leftover from GOV 100 does not count.)Picky eater .A picky but adaptable eater is a different story; this is describing a dino nuggets or nothing situation. “Doesn’t really watch TV.” Come on. At least say “I watch The Office” or something. Not wearing socks with shoes. Obviously, flip flip-flops do not count. With that, we must add: flip-flop wearer (not at the beach) and slides wearer.Only wears hats backward. Even worse, only wearing one hat or the hat that sits on the top of their head. I hate to tell you, but this does not make you look taller. Talks about the family’s wealth. I feel this doesn’t need an explanation but I suppose a tasteful and critical discussion of wealth has its time and place.Air guitar. It’s impossible to make air guitar sexy — prove me wrong. Finger guns. (though why would you order one ironically?) this is where the issue arises. Can’t unhook my bra.We deserve better.Has anything monogrammed.You are not Bethany Mota and it is not 2014.
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