Romeo and Juliet: The Foolishness of Youth Pt. Two
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- I need to propose a solution based on why you "love" her.
- Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief That thou her maid art far more fair than she...
- Yes, she's pretty. We've established that. But I need more justification?
- Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
- YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION!!!! Forget it. Juliet?
- ...My parents want me to marry this guy I don't like. Romeo came in and now, I'm in love.
- Exactly what I thought. Romeo, according to my file, you were in love with another girl named Rosaline?
- Yes but Juliet came in and...
- I've heard enough. Romeo's in love with being in love and Juliet doesn't want to marry the other guy.
- You get thrills out of defying your parents and your "love" is lust based.
- But don't worry. Immaturity, lust, experimentation, etc. are fine, you guys are still children. Be children while you still can. Live life!
- Okay...but what about our families?
- Hm. Let's call them in and discuss the feud.
- Hello? Can I get the Capulets and Montagues? It's urgent.
- We'll need a bigger hall.
- So...what else happened in the midst of all of this?
- Romeo killed my cousin, Tybalt.
- In my defense, Tybalt killed my best friend.
- I shouldn't have asked.
- The families are here.
- Shall we?
- Capulets
- Montagues
- Good morning all. Your kids nearly killed themselves because of your feud. So, can you explain it?
- Well...
- The truth is...
- We don't really know why it exists ourselves.
- I QUIT!
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