Lamb to the slaughter
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- Lamb to the Slaughter
- ?
- We need to talk.
- Roald Dahl
- *Shocked* Really Patrick... you want a di. di.. divorce?
- I don't want to go get dinner... I want a divorce!
- One day Patrick came home very cranky. His loving, caring wife Mary was ready to take him out to dinner. But he had something very important to tell her.
- Shouldn't you be going out with Patrick tonight.
- Patrick said he didn't want dinner and said he wanted a divorce, Mary was stunned.
- There's no evidence to how his death happened.
- This is a very interesting case.
- Mary was in shock, she went down stairs to the freezer to find something to cook she got a lamb leg and brought it up, in shock before her husband left, she hit him in the head with the lamb leg.
- Mary didn't know what to do after that and in the moment she left to the market and told the guy at the market Patrick did not want to go out so he was making him dinner and that he just wasn't feeling it.
- Hi... Patrick didn't feel like going out tonight so I... I told him I'd go to the store and get some food to make dinner.
- Police would you guys like something to eat.
- As soon as she got home she called the cops, the cops came but couldn't find any evidence to how he died. Mary thought the only way to get rid of the leg is to feed it to the cops.
- Mary got away with the murder, the market man nor the police would never know what had happen to Patrick
- Ha Ha Ha, in fact it is!
- It probably right under our nose.
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