Calm down, calm down! This is a self-improvement therapy session. You all have problems that we can work out.
Oh, yeah, calm down. That'll solve everything! Gonna kick your ass, Helpington.
Listen, Dr. Helpington, you can't bring everyone here on short notice, just to tear us all new ones! You're not so perfect yourself, look at that moustache, you pedo!
You want to fight that battle? You have stupid clown hair, chase people with an axe and make horrendous music! You're also a heterosexual!
No! It's not true! I don't like vaginas!
Holy crap, that was extreme. You're a monster. Speaking of which, who is that receptionist lady?
There we go. You must be one of those people who sees a girl, then looks to find her name to see if she has an OnlyFans, and then look at porn sites to see if there are leaks, you lazy pervert!
And look at the rest of you! Sakamoto, you're a cat who gets off on being mean, Robin, you're a complete whipped bitch to your master Batman, Holiday Ranter, go blow someone or something up, muslim, Michael Bay, your movies give me a headache, Garret, you're gay. You're all horrible people, and you need improvments!
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My movies are awesome. You're dumb, Helpington.
Fine. What?
Alright, everyone, I'm sorry for losing my temper.
In order to make it up to us, you'll have to do something for us.