Dwayne
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- Been kicking the cat?
- Goodness me!What on earth have you been up to?
- We were wondering where you had got to...
- You will never believe what happened to me.... It's a long story so you had better order me an espresso first.
- We had thought you has found some other cafe to go to
- Well, tell us then!
- Yes. What is this incredible story you have to tell us?
- She begged me for months to get a dog or a cat to keep her company. But the problem is, we live in a flat.
- It all started when my wife decided to get a pet, as you know, Sushmita has always wanted a pet.
- I felt it is not on a pet to be imprisoned in a flat on the sixth floor. They need to come and go as they please. But my wife wanted to buy a pet so she went to a pet shop and this is how it went...
- Well, on Wednesday I was fine, but on Thursday I ended up with this broken foot!
- I suggest you should buy a one of a kind parrot
- Madam, I am not talking about any kind of bird. It will give you a lot of amusement. It is unique. The only karate parrot!!
- but how will a parrot comfort me?
- So yeah I want a pet that will keep me company and entertain me!
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