Challenges of Assimilation
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A comic about assimilation of migrant groups.
Текст на Статията
- These three are Mrs. Stickmin, Mr. Stickmin and Mr. Stickman. They are all of the same culture, Stickmanese. Mr. Stickman is attempting assimilate into a new culture, Personish. Mr. and Mrs. Stickmin have assimilated into this culture, and are helping Mr. Stickman assimilate.
- You should talk to that person over there. Maybe you can become friends with him.
- Thanks! My name is Mr. Stickman. You should go to the Red n' Yellow diner. Lovely food there.
- Ah, it was nothing. I can tell you're trying to assimilate into this culture. Nice job on learning the language. By the way, what's your name? Mine's Johnny.
- You seemed a bit worried back there. What was bothering you?
- Politics here are pretty bad against Stickmanese migrants. Don't be surprised if people start making 'comments' about you. Some people just think it's normal.
- My stop is next. I'll see you some other time.
- Later...
- AHH! I'm falling!
- Somebody call an ambulance! I think my leg is broken!
- A few days later...
- Well, sir that comes down to $700 as you don't have medicare.
- $700?! Where am I going to get that?
- Later...
- JOB APPLICATIONS
- To pay my medical bills.
- And so you're here because...?
- Right...
- WHAT?! Why?
- Well, you're Stickmanese. Now get out.
- Well, I'm not giving you the job anyway.
- Months later...
- I find Mr. Stickman is useless to our society and under our laws, he may be removed from Personland. That is my judgement however.
- Well then, under our laws, I believe that Mr. Stickman may be sent back to Stickland, with his desired transport, paid for by Mr. Discrimination.
- STICKMAN OF THE YEAR 20XX
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