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- Anna, are you awake?
- No, wait, don't!
- Can't sleep.
- No, I mean, I could, but if I do, the thing pretending to be my dad will hurt me.
- What do I do?
- Selene11:04 pm
- theres a creepy man in ur house. im calling police!
- im calling the police!
- me neither
- WHAT?!
- yep
- The thing, whatever it is, it got to them first. They're dead.
- No, there isn't. That thing isn't human.
- Please help me. I'm really scared.
- I don't know!
- I don't know, but it can only come in when I'm asleep. Help!
- I can't.
- Selene11:05 pm
- what the fuck is it?!
- call your parents!
- omg im so sorry
- who do i call?!
- why not?
- Oh, she never was.
- Did you really think she'd suddenly start using correct grammar in a life-threatening situation? Of course, you did. That's the thing about humans. You never question anything, do you? Everything has an explanation, doesn't it? Of course, it does. It all fits into a box, according to you. Honestly.
- Okay.
- Selene11:06 pm
- im gonna look up the number for the government. hang in there!
- selene u there?
- what?
- The thing about Selene is that she was so forgetful. She barricaded the door, but she didn't realize she'd left her window open. And the military? Are those guns supposed to be frightening? Not a very good plan, Anna. You humans really should have better defense plans. The only thing I personally found even remotely alarming about them was their lack of personal hygiene. I mean, really, if you're going to try and defend the world, have a bit of self-respect. Do you know when the last time any of them took a shower was? Neither do I! Maybe start with that next time. Just some advice. I'm sure I'll see you soon, Anna.-The "creature" who is currently under your bed
- Selene11:08 pm
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