Ryan Riddell
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- Hello Good Sirs, I am here to talk to you about the wonders of gravity
- What is this gavity?
- No stupid, Gravity. LIke the kind god creates.
- Who is Gravely
- Gravity is actually not controlled by God, It is controlled by the pull of the earth.
- What do you mean?
- Ah I see, so you worship the devil
- So the Earth is like a big horse?
- No I do not worship the devil, when something falls it always goes down towards the ground correct?
- Yeah I guess it does.
- No when he falls to Hell thats gravity.
- So when I fall of my horse its gravity
- Yes when you fall off your horse that is gravity. Gravity is created due to the pull of the earth.
- But what makes the pull
- Where does it say that in the bible?
- Gravity hurts
- The pull is created by the mass of the earth pulling everything towards the center.
- So anytime something falls is gravity?
- I am getting my finest stake to burn you at magic man.
- But the earth is flat
- THE ONLY REASON THIS EVEN WORKS IS GRAVITY!
- Ill really believe you if you die.
- Hopefully he was wrong about gravely
- Do not question the bible wizard
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