ASOUE - A BAD BEGINNING
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- Because I discovered it, I got to name it.
- (1) What is it called?
- (2) The incredibly deadly viper.
- "I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened to look at the clock and realized I was running late for a formal dinner party given by a friend of mine, Madame diLustro. Madame diLustro is a good friend, an excellent detective, and a fine cook, but she flies into a rage if you arrive even five minutes later than her invitation states, so you understand that I had to dash off. You must have thought, at the end of the previous chapter, that Sunny was dead and that this was the terrible thing that happened to the Baudelaires at Uncle Monty's house, but I promise you Sunny survives this particular episode. It is #@#$$%%$ ${{][unfortunately, who will be dead, but not yet."
- Uncle Monty, what can we do?
- Oh, I'm sorry my dears, you must be terribly frightened. But the "Incredibly Deadly Viper" is one of the least dangerous and most friendly creatures in the animal kingdom! Sunny has nothing to worry about and neither do you.
- It's a misnomer! Since I discovered it, I got to name it. Don't tell anyone I plan to prank the Herpetological Society as a little scare for all the teasing, "Hello hello Montgomery Montgomery"
- But then why is it called the "Incredibly Deadly Viper"?
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