Adam and Eve comic
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- This one?
- Yeah this one.
- Hey!
- Yes?
- Oh, God said not to. If we even touch it, we'll die.
- What did God say about eating the fruit of that tree over there?
- Really?!
- Ok then.
- Of course!
- Lies!! Just a bunch of lies!
- God doesn't want you eating it because then you'll be like him and know good and evil.
- Yum!
- Hello? Where did you go? I know you're in the garden somewhere..
- AH! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
- All clothed.
- We heard you coming to the Garden.. We hid because we were naked..
- SHHH! I think I hear God coming..
- CURSED YOU ARE. NOW LEAVE THIS GARDEN!
- How do you know tha- Ah. You ate the fruit.. Didn't you?
- You are CURSED among all animals! You must CRAWL on your BELLY and eat DUST for the the rest of your time!!!
- It was HER fault!! SHE gave me the fruit and I ate it!
- WHAT?? NO! It was that darn SNAKE! That sly thing tricked me!!
- But it was just a little tri-
- And man. Because you have listened to your wife and ate the fruit you must work and labor, tilling the soil.
- For now the land is cursed to only grow thorns and weeds
- Woman. You shall have horrible birth pains and your offspring will crush the head of the snake!
- Now for you two.
- God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden and placed the Cherubim, a flaming sword, to guard the tree of life.
- THE END
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