The Identity Theft
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- Hello, and welcome to the our world wide favorite news selection. Today, we will be interviewing Jimmy, the nerd as he tells us what happened this week!
- WOOOHOOOO!YEAHHHHH!
- Yes, there has. There was a girl at my school named Ana Hernandez. It all started on the day after Valentines day, and she received a cinnamon candy. Her eyes turned all lovey dovey and soon after the teacher walked in.
- SO FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF DRAMA THIS WEEK?
- At recess the star athlete of the school, Becky Rameriez wanted Ana on her team and whenever the old Ana stepped up Becky yelled at her, requesting for the new Ana. The new Ana was getting everything which mad the old Ana go bonkers. Then the old Ana moved away a couple of weeks later.
- The teacher walked in with the same kind of eyes as she escorted a new girl in the classroom. She said "Ana, I want you to meet..." she stopped, hesitated and then said," Funny, you both have the same name. Ana's eyes filled with hatred whenever the new Ana toucher the old Ana's favorite cinnamon candy.
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