HELP

Thank you for the wine. What is your name?

No-Man

ZZZZZZ

Whatever.

Ha ha Cyclops! my name is not "No-man!" I am the Great Odyuess!

Odysseus and his men come home after 10 years of war. They stop at an island and stay in a cave.

They find that the cave and the island is inhabited by cyclops. The cyclops smashes two of the men's heads on a rock and eats them.

Odysseus offers the cyclops a glass of wine. The cyclops asks for Odysseus's name and to that he replies "No-man"

While the cyclops is in a drunken sleep, Odysseus stabs the cyclops in the eye with a flaming stick. This causes the cyclops to go blind.

The other cyclops come to check on the other cyclops when he howls in pain. They ask who did this to him and he says "No-man" did this!" The other cyclops laugh and walk away as Odysseus and his men run away to their boat.

It was No-Man! He made me go blind!

Ha! "No-man"

As Odysseus and his men leave, Odysseus calls out to the cyclops to tell him that his real name was Odysseus, and that he had been fooled.