The Failed Invasion of Canada, 1775
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- Spring1775
- Well, Benedict Arnold, I think that is a swell idea. Go for it bud!
- So George Washington, I'm thinkin we should invade the city of Quebec, Canada. What do you think?
- Fantastic! I think we should go straight to Montreal.
- That's a great idea but actually let's not do that. Let's do a fancy two-pronged attack instead where you lead a force through Maine and another force goes through New York.
- Huh, okay that works, I guess.
- On the way to Quebec,
- Hmm, I don't think this map is quite right it looks like the real path is going to be a lot longer than this says, and oh my goodness, is that a hurricane?
- MAP
- Ow! My leg! I've been shot! This invasion is turning into a disaster I need to get everyone out of here!
- My army has been decimated this is bad!
- I'm just glad that America can count on your continued loyalty even after this crushing and embarrassing defeat, right bud?
- Hey, you did your best it's okay we can still win the war without Canada fighting with us. It's alright, bud. Just don't it let happen again.
- Yeah, right....
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