Inside a beach cave Dwayne the Sediment is having a midlife crisis...
Well, I presume I shall venture out to seek a new life, a fresh start, perhaps a change...
It's been months that I've stayed here. Away from the treacherous forces of wind, water, ice, and the most dreadful of all, gravity. Oh, how lonely I am, trapped as sediment, nowhere to go.
The Compaction Club - a life changing experience; from sediment to SEDIMENTARY
To begin anew, I've decided to join The Compaction Club to meet new layers and make myself over. No longer will I be a lonesome sediment. From now on I shall own the title of a sedimentary rock. Although, this may not have been my brightest decision.
I don't feel quite comfortable.
As of now, I am enjoying myself in the Mantle Spa's Metamorphic Care where I will try their new treatment, "Extreme Heat and Pressure". My, am I sweating.
Mantle Spa
Dwayne the (Sedimentary) Rock
wind, water, ice and gravity
extreme heat and pressure
LAVA SAUNA
Dwayne the (Metamorphic) Rock has continued on with his treatment at the Lava Sauna ...
OH, THE PAIN!
I have finished with the Metamorphic Care, now it is time for Igneous in the Lava Sauna. It was said that I would feel a slight burn, but I feel like I'm melting.
Brr...
Welcome to the Un-Sauna
Here I lay again, but I am changed. Presently, I am an igneous rock, for I have practically melted myself away in the Lava Sauna and have cooled in the Un-Sauna. I even have small crystal grains within me! Iced up indeed.
Dwayne the (Igneous) Rock
Oh no! I cannot bear to go through this dreadful process once more. I guess I shall remain as Dwayne the Sediment. Even after all the torture.