GRATIANOWell, here we are, standing beneath the fancy penthouse Lorenzo told us to wait at.
SALERIOBut hey, he's taking his sweet time. You'd think he's starring in "Lover's Delay: The Extended Edition."
No kidding! It's like he wants to break the record for being fashionably late. Lovebirds are notorious for racing against the clock, but Lorenzo is rewriting the rules.
Tell me about it! It's like Venus' pigeons got a turbo boost to seal new love deals, but when it comes to keeping their promises, they're like, "Nah, we'll take our sweet time."
So true! Who leaves a feast still hungry? And where's the horse that willingly retraces its steps with the same excitement it had when it started? Everything in life is more exciting when we chase it than when we actually catch it.
2)Haha! That ship needs some serious relationship advice. It's like a prodigal child.
Absolutely! It's like that ship leaving the harbor, all hugged and embraced by the seductive wind. But when it returns, it's like, "Oh, the wind played rough, and now I'm a shipwrecked mess!"
Well, well, look who's finally showing up. Lorenzo, our very own romantic comedy star.