I don't know... now would be a good time, though, while they're still recovering from the French and Indian War.
March 18, 1765
All of their paper?
We have to get money to pay off that stupid war! Hmm... Oh! Let's tax their paper!
Yes, OF COURSE all of their paper!
He's the king, just go with it.
March 23, 1765
Didn't you hear? Yesterday the King started taxing us to pay off his debt. It's outrageous, I know, but I have to. We should do something about it!
Hello! I'll take one deck of- Wait a second. These cards are one shilling more than they were last week!
Two days later...
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!!
Three weeks later...
GO AWAY! WE WILL TAR AND FEATHER YOU IF YOU DARE TRY TO TAX US!!
Hello! I'm here to collect your ta- Oh! Hehe... I'll just be making my way home! Toodles!
Oh! How about their te-
April 27, 1773
We STILL need more money from the colonists. Think, minions. What is precious and dear to them? What is the most utterly cruel thing that we could possibly tax?