Hold on, I gotta get the door. Pause it for me, will you?
Alright!
Ugh!
Listen, Hazel. I'm sorry, I actually love you. Dana, kinda.. Dumped me for her actual boyfriend. Can we work things out and start over? I swear, I changed!
Derek?! WHY ARE YOU HERE? We broke up 1 hour ago! Go date Dana or something. Remember? I'm too "ugly and broke" for you.
That's not what I meant! What I mean is that, I realize you're the one for me. When she dumped me, I realized me and you can work again. Your my soul mate babe. Let's reset.
Okay? But what if Dana didn't dump you? Would you still 'love' me? Or would you be kissing Dana's butt? Exactly.
Yeah.. Sure.. Also I'm not you're 'babe'. You can sleep on the sidewalk tonight. I could care any less of you.